Five Go Mad in Nottingham by blob

it were that time o' year again
it were t' paradise lost toor
it hed b'in long awaited
so we farnd ahr sen's loored
t'city o' nottingham
where we could see the lads play
it could'nt come quick enough
and we even going on t' sunday
yeah, we hed leeds t' look forrad t' an all
but tonight was the night
the lads were rarnd again
better than all that shite(what's in the charts)
we went t' pub and hed a few bevvies
and there we got talking t' col
then we walked rarnd t' rock city
which were already full
we got some moor beer
at five pound for two
it were bloody daylight robbery
then i needed t' loo
all of a sudden a roadie said "we're ready"
and the band ran on
the intro started wi 'say justwords'
and nick burst into song
they played music from t' new album 'host'
which went darn really well
the sweaty bodies were moving abart
then it hit me the smell(b.o and booze)
they rocked the socks off t' place that night
the ceiling was very low
we were all squashed together like sardines 
but they put on a brilliant show
i could'nt get t' front at first
coz we were all so compact
then i saw col and he dragged me through t' crowd
it was then we made a pact
if he took some photo's for mi
i would send him some through t' post
then i got dragged reight t' front 
and they played some moor off t' 'host'
they played a ot of oldies as well
the atmosphere was great
everybody was moving in time t' music
then suddenly it got late(agen shucks!)
we did'nt notice how late at first
then they ran off and we wanted moor
then we saw em coming back through t' crowd
they'd come back to do an encoor
they played a few moor songs
and nick suddenly said "bye"(in his deep voice)
so we went off into t' neet
in search of chips and a pie
we din't really we went straight hooem!